Any help with fixing a few problems?

A very good lady friend of mine, has on several occasions mentioned in ping a very strong and powerful adhesive" J.Springer". Apparently, it has the ability to render a person useless for a number of days, leaving the victim somewhat bedraggled and starved of any social nourishment. However, I am a little confused to it's purpose. Would I be able to 'fix' a few chairs or cupboards with this extra strong glue?